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A book that could save the World and get me cancelled What if the Jewish people got it all wrong? What if God never rested on the seventh day because he didn’t need to? A God with stamina issues, Really? What if the Jewish people inadvertently downsized their God and lost their connection with him? With each other? The journey begins when Daniel hands over the first draft of his Bar Mitzvah speech to his grandfather. Grandpa is taken aback by Daniel’s cynicism. He is shocked to find out that his grandson doesn’t even believe in God. Together they embark on a journey to find out what they can about God. Following a tip from the owner of a spiritual bookstore, they drive down to the Mount Olympus Restaurant in Ft. Lauderdale where they actually meet an Alt- Right Jewish God named Geedashdee who challenges all their pre-conceived ideas and beliefs about life and Judaism Come share the revelations, the irreverent humor and a new way to embrace Judaism. This is a book with a simple message that could save the world..... and of course, you’re all invited to Daniel’s Bar Mitzvah. -
A Love story for the Birds Old age vs New Age Welcome to Portland Maine, the backdrop for the courtship of two seagulls named Joanna and Longfellow - two gulls from very different backgrounds. Joanna Seagull, granddaughter of Jonathan Livingston Seagull is a New Age thinker. Longfellow, is a city gull, obsessed with humans and his namesake - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. What will happen when these two meet? Will ‘New Age’ mesh with ‘Old Age’ Will their ‘peck and check’ be a success? Will they fall in love and mate? Join us for a fun weekend. You’ll meet Longfellow’s friends along with Quackers, the resident duck at Deering Oaks. Enjoy your grand tour of Portland - the city will SCREECH for itself! -
Jack Goes Back to the Past (kind of) Jack wants to reshape his future by traveling back into the past. With his eccentric friend, Jules, a genius, they invent a time machine to send Jack back to 1973 to make some modest investments in the stock market that will make him a billionaire. However, during Jack’s launch from the stereo egg chair, the particle accelerator board designed by Tesla short circuits sending Jack back to 1985 in a way he never anticipated. Join Jack on a zany adventure filled with surprises and lots of LOLs. Accompany Jack on a journey that will teach him what is truly important in his life. -
A Clash of Generations Jingle Rock revisits the 1990’s, just in time for Bill Goldenberg’s mid-life crisis. He’s a very successful jingle writer who has penned a lot of the famous tunes you know. Bill feels that his life is a cup half unfulfilled. He wants to recalibrate himself which means traveling back to his past and the spiritual sanctuary of the White Mountains. Did I also mention that Bill is a father and husband? His youngest son’s Bar Mitzvah is only two weeks away - his wife is pissed at him for taking a road trip at the most inopportune time - and his rebellious sixteen-year-old son hates him. Join Bill for a laugh-filled journey as he traverses through the twists and turns of his life. And of course, you’re all invited to rock out with us at Josh’s Bar Mitzvah and share in Bill’s important epiphany. -
A Peripheral Character tries to become more. Johnny Doe has a problem. He doesn’t have his own pronoun. You see, he is a peripheral character, a sacrificial lamb to help move the story along, along without him. Poor Johnny has never made it past the first chapter, He’s usually page fodder before the story ever really gets started. Johnny dreams of becoming something more - a complete character. With the help of a psychotic killer, Johnny sneaks through the backdoor of a story and into a great adventure. Once Upon a Time.Com is a fun read, with twists and turns as well as a lot of laughs. Come join us on Johnny’s quest to ‘Become’. Did I mention that there is a Wizard with magic and the FACELESS ONE who wants to destroy the world… What has Johnny gotten himself into?
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